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The Democratic Federation of North Keyton

“For all or for nothing”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Very Good
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Location: The Potato Union

Regional Influence: Power


The Democratic Federation of North Keyton is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 611 million North Keytonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greyport. The average income tax rate is 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient North Keytonian economy, worth 57.1 trillion Celestias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 93,405 Celestias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government prefers to leave the past buried, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime is totally unknown. North Keyton's national animal is the Blue Jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Keyton is ranked 22,942nd in the world and 2nd in The Potato Union for Smartest Citizens, with 57.59 quips per hour.

Most Pacifist: 7,811thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,328thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,250thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,662ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,830thNicest Citizens: 9,907thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,204thTop
Most Inclusive: 14,821stMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,583rdSafest: 18,203rdHighest Food Quality: 18,522ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 19,666thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,331stBest Weather: 20,482ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,715thHealthiest Citizens: 21,111thMost Developed: 21,968thSmartest Citizens: 22,942ndLongest Average Lifespans: 23,263rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,756thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,159thMost Influential: 24,894thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,737thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,750thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,756th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Deskeuburg, Jan Visi, Bunbunistan, Pentaloo, Beltrix, The western lakes, and Halson.