Spotlight on:
The People's Republic of North Kerovech |
“A powerful and prosperous State”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: New Warsaw Pact |
Regional Influence: Page |
The People's Republic of North Kerovech is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Eternal Marshal with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.528 billion Kerovechians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noskograd. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Kerovechian economy, worth a remarkable 2,530 trillion Mirsks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 265,626 Mirsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kerovech's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Marshal's cult of personnality.
North Kerovech is ranked 93,833rd in the world and 42nd in New Warsaw Pact for Most Stationary, with 489.358193755 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Kerovech was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
- : Following new legislation in North Kerovech, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Following new legislation in North Kerovech, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
- : Following new legislation in North Kerovech, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in North Kerovech, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
- : Following new legislation in North Kerovech, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
- : Following new legislation in North Kerovech, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
- : Following new legislation in North Kerovech, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in North Kerovech, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
- : Following new legislation in North Kerovech, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.