The Republic of North Kalsennia
“Whoops! That was not medicine.”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Republic of North Kalsennia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lhenand Xavier with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.035 billion North Kalsennians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hovedstia. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming North Kalsennian economy, worth 393 trillion Moners a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,114 Moners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kalsennia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Kalsennia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : North Kalsennia was endorsed by The Federated Empire of New-Ferytland.
- : North Kalsennia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : North Kalsennia was endorsed by The United States of Uttarakhand.
- : North Kalsennia was endorsed by The Liberated State of Salvo Republic.
- : North Kalsennia was endorsed by The Federation of Socialist Industrial Council Republics.
- : North Kalsennia was endorsed by The North Pacifican Extravaganza of Furballland in TNP.
- : North Kalsennia was endorsed by The Republic of Iukatia.
- : North Kalsennia was endorsed by The Empire of New Soges.
- : North Kalsennia was endorsed by The United States of Thearus.
Endorsements Received: 209 » Aerilia, Bankowiata, Frances Francis the First of France, Yaorozu, Orado, The Rhein States, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Solcius, Guer Aike, Loutsland, Dreadton, Ethnon, Former English Colony, Svenskskit, Koda-Land, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Siwale, New Lakemba, Pallaith, Votak Matim, Sikol, The Tampa Bay Rays, Omnistria, Great Bights Mum, Valentine Z, Sil Dorsett, Empy, Xentherida, Wilkshire, Hardscrabble, Runeda, Maott, Wineclaw, North Bratislava, Aryan Homeland, Sunto, Simone Republic, Xagill, Yellops, Tyirza, Kranostav, Ellbonnia, Pasargad, Xyrron, Steampunk Ariel, Seenvorland, ForestMythal, Perikuresu, and 159 others.Katuda, Animu Place, Seanat, Capablanca, Impel Down, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, AmManies, Ayuzhhhhh, Merconitonitopia, Card Kingdom, Unshleepd, Tibus Heth, Liberum Hibernia, Malta Comino Gozo, Paradeavenlisian States, United Soviet State of North Amerika, A Salmon Named Harold, Picairn, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, 1 very fast endotarter, Hellsinky, ABC, Kobagia, Tachycardia, Vincone Cae, Joodey, Napnomadia, Kwaj, Wisconsota, Kastonvia, Laudesia, The Jerichowan Country, Sojenre, Q w e r t y, Destroedor, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Holy Marcus Empire, XD 2, Aenglaland, The Erie Doctrine, Pazair, Jaded Grammarians, Federation Terra Australis, Dakota Territories, DarThvadrville, Altivia, Bongo Mountain, Parpyduckland, Pinguioris, KAP03land, Cobolica, Ohiyo, Bornodia, Artelesia, Regallio, Kandorith, The Arverni Lands, Landraya, Waystar Fujiwara International, Gragadoia, Eggplant Island, Bagojo, Inspiratus, Oannia, Myrenia, Hops and Malt, Buckerino, Hulldom, Constantinolia, Loli County, Hoppem, Ardonii, Varisland, United Kahndaq, Gurou, PotatoFarmers, Filibustra, Valiacorkit, Omicron Persei V111, United States of Dictators, Plangainer, Artoriticitys, Galbadiana, Napnap, Prevaland, The Zheng Dynasty, Selfgradatude, Libertarianists States, Bardopia, Pinky Queen, Heilhum Imperius, Zyvetskistaahn, Banaus, Inferior Impor, Testnation223, Scroplia, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Miyasaka, Surb Clant, Ishtimbine, Berke Khan, Antiyard, Sechiole, Guslantis, Sea Star Islands, Alfenheim, Sakupolis, Hopenadya, Meadowfields, Yokciq Empire, Individualist Catopia, Cowbridge, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, Cartures, Psykistria, SteelFists, The Austro Germanic Union, Riocht mor Daraen, Neo Santos, TyGerria, Ovekisu, Revrielleverizzlan, Wisso, Arucaria, Flurbleland, Choi Aeguka, Kaschovia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Kurkmeistan, Siatin, Canadamerica, Chipoli, Singamadri, Davidianian, Notans Kir, Intion North, Radicaster, Travislavania, FLORRP, Greater Cesnica, Wolffoxia, GrayingOut, Liberate World Order, The Serdey Islands, King Rainbow Cat, Alqaran, Antipodea and Allies, Idotistanistan, Tsandonown, New Soges, Iukatia, Furballland in TNP, Socialist Industrial Council Republics, Salvo Republic, Uttarakhand, and New-Ferytland.