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The Republic of North Kalsennia

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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of North Kalsennia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lhenand Xavier with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.035 billion North Kalsennians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hovedstia. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North Kalsennian economy, worth 393 trillion Moners a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,114 Moners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kalsennia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

North Kalsennia is ranked 255,729th in the world and 11,929th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.88 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 777thMost Influential: 1,436thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 4,495thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,287thNicest Citizens: 8,454thMost Devout: 11,059thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,294thBest Weather: 11,635thHealthiest Citizens: 12,105thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,479thTop
Highest Food Quality: 13,791stMost Inclusive: 14,318thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,436thMost Pacifist: 14,510thMost Cultured: 14,590thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,749thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,010thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,792ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,395thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,463rdMost Developed: 23,016thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,028thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,241stSmartest Citizens: 23,410thLowest Crime Rates: 26,345th
Largest Publishing Industry: 193rd in the regionMost Devout: 302nd in the regionMost Influential: 455th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 485th in the regionNicest Citizens: 488th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 518th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 595th in the regionBest Weather: 632nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 686th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 733rd in the regionMost Cultured: 735th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 766th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 766th in the regionMost Inclusive: 827th in the regionMost Pacifist: 856th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 878th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 918th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 953rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 969th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 975th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,014th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,067th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,083rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,106th in the regionMost Developed: 1,143rd in the regionLargest Populations: 1,152nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,175th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,197th in the region

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