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The Holy Empire of North Insomnia

“Hear me roar”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The East Pacific

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The Holy Empire of North Insomnia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mad Loser with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.008 billion North Insomnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headachent. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient North Insomnian economy, worth 717 trillion piastres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 178,935 piastres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, dessert dishes make up the North Insomnian breakfast menu, and the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Insomnia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is ourselves.

North Insomnia is ranked 4,419th in the world and 129th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 129.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 688thMost Compassionate Citizens: 728thLargest Publishing Industry: 739thNicest Citizens: 754thMost Cultured: 906thMost Inclusive: 934thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,003rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,141stMost Pacifist: 1,280thBest Weather: 1,348thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,473rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,536thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,659thMost Developed: 1,777thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,899thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,112thSmartest Citizens: 2,479thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,687thHealthiest Citizens: 2,901stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,934thMost Influential: 2,957thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,158thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,321stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,366thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,496thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,695thLargest Governments: 3,844thSafest: 4,419thLowest Crime Rates: 5,046thMost Secular: 7,507thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,355thHighest Average Incomes: 8,609thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,613thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,117thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,719thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,130thMost Income Equality: 18,933rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 36th in the regionBest Weather: 42nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 42nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 43rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionMost Developed: 53rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 70th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 73rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 80th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 83rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 89th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 98th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 100th in the regionSafest: 129th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 133rd in the regionMost Influential: 177th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 197th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 213th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 233rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 267th in the regionMost Secular: 280th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 301st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 342nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 355th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 381st in the regionMost Stationary: 444th in the regionTop
Nudest: 478th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 595th in the regionLargest Populations: 721st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 812th in the region

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