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The Holy Empire of North Insomnia

“Hear me roar”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: The East Pacific

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The Holy Empire of North Insomnia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mad Loser with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.47 billion North Insomnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headachent. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient North Insomnian economy, worth 411 trillion piastres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 166,739 piastres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The horniness of the great-horned dragon is considered a national priority, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and torture is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Insomnia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is ourselves.

North Insomnia is ranked 141,443rd in the world and 6,138th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -67.33 on the Rand Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,510thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,532ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,561stTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,790thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,811thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,838thNicest Citizens: 1,856thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,898thMost Cultured: 1,969thMost Inclusive: 1,974thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,070thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,078thMost Developed: 2,272ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,302ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,352ndMost Pacifist: 2,385thBest Weather: 2,502ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,671stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,855thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,040thSmartest Citizens: 3,424thMost Influential: 3,576thLargest Governments: 3,603rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,159thLowest Crime Rates: 4,432ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,068thSafest: 7,398thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 9,455thHighest Average Incomes: 9,549thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,698thMost Efficient Economies: 10,301stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,706thMost Secular: 12,834thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,865thNudest: 15,013th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 35th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 41st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionNicest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 56th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 58th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionMost Developed: 63rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 64th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 70th in the regionMost Inclusive: 73rd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 77th in the regionMost Pacifist: 81st in the regionLargest Governments: 85th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 113th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 115th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 134th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 215th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 223rd in the regionSafest: 225th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 239th in the regionNudest: 278th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 285th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 288th in the regionMost Influential: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 299th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 314th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 393rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 493rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 504th in the regionMost Stationary: 585th in the region

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