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The Supradictatorial Autocracy of North Horsia

“From Many, One Horse. And I am that Horse.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Western Isles

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Supradictatorial Autocracy of North Horsia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Hevoshullu Suomenhevonen with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.206 billion North Horsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hevoskulttitila. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North Horsian economy, worth 283 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 88,560 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Horsia's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Cosmic Horse.

North Horsia is ranked 12,500th in the world and 30th in The Western Isles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.33 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,790thSafest: 7,280thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,384thMost Pacifist: 10,199thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,307thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,560thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,791stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,843rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,876thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,054thBest Weather: 11,229thMost Secular: 11,309thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,331stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,336thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,594thMost Inclusive: 11,900thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,500thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,668thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,602ndMost Income Equality: 15,052ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,013thLargest Governments: 17,043rdMost Cultured: 17,222ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,330thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,045thHealthiest Citizens: 18,099thNicest Citizens: 18,143rdHighest Poor Incomes: 18,723rdMost Developed: 20,078thMost Influential: 20,165thSmartest Citizens: 21,182nd
Most Income Equality: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionSafest: 18th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Craiglang, Serpens Land, Nhoor, and Chasia.