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The Federal Republic of North Hideland

“By The People For The People”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Federal Republic of North Hideland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The chancellor with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 1.438 billion North Hidelandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greysdenn. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Hidelandian economy, worth 190 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,274 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, and the single fish caught by North Hidelandian fishers last year is cited as evidence of North Hideland's thriving fisheries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Hideland's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cosmacracy.

North Hideland is ranked 23,378th in the world and 687th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,449.46 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,036thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,956thNicest Citizens: 9,159thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,705thHealthiest Citizens: 10,932ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,992ndMost Inclusive: 11,065thHighest Food Quality: 11,482ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,039thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,142ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,217thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,501stTop
Most Developed: 13,107thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,835thLowest Crime Rates: 14,725thMost Cultured: 14,962ndBest Weather: 16,641stMost Patriotic: 17,060thSmartest Citizens: 18,115thLargest Governments: 18,441stMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,887thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,020thHighest Average Incomes: 20,798thSafest: 21,290thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,424thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,593rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,616thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,732ndMost Advanced Public Education: 23,378thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,295thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,517thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,313thMost Pacifist: 25,419th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 169th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 250th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 313th in the regionNicest Citizens: 316th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 319th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 339th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 360th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 376th in the regionMost Patriotic: 380th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 385th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 387th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 389th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 391st in the regionMost Inclusive: 398th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 401st in the regionMost Developed: 407th in the regionMost Cultured: 466th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 482nd in the regionLargest Governments: 512th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 526th in the regionBest Weather: 527th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 532nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 558th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 585th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 589th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 604th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 653rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 684th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 685th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 687th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 693rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 732nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 739th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 818th in the regionSafest: 819th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 868th in the region

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