Spotlight on:
The Commonwealth of North Elen |
“Ironfist.”
Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Unproven |
The Commonwealth of North Elen is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 209 million North Elenians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.5%.
The North Elenian economy, worth 8.36 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 40,000 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Elen's national animal is the jackelope.
North Elen is ranked 54,330th in the world and 2,298th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 5.22 bananas ingested per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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North Elen, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
- : Following new legislation in
North Elen, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
- : Following new legislation in
North Elen, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
- : Following new legislation in
North Elen, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in
North Elen, untold millions of bitcoins are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme.
- : Following new legislation in
North Elen, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
- : Following new legislation in
North Elen, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in
North Elen, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
- : Following new legislation in
North Elen, tourists call North Elenian beach towns "the fine coastline".
- : Following new legislation in
North Elen, billions of bitcoins are being poured into a space program.