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The Commonwealth of North Eastern Peoples

“Amicitia et Fatum.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The Card Mine

Regional Influence: Truckler

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The Commonwealth of North Eastern Peoples is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.166 billion North Eastern Peopleses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient North Eastern Peoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,701 trillion Densaner Penances a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 185,623 Densaner Penances, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone, and it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Eastern Peoples's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

North Eastern Peoples is ranked 92,739th in the world and 30th in The Card Mine for Most Stationary, with 495.81050212552 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,038thFattest Citizens: 2,363rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,779thLargest Retail Industry: 2,862ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,966thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,986thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,476thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,744thLargest Mining Sector: 4,268thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,861stMost Avoided: 5,053rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,078thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,061stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,357thNudest: 8,114thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,782ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,266thHighest Average Incomes: 12,511thRudest Citizens: 12,760thMost Conservative: 13,703rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15,117thHighest Economic Output: 15,290thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,926thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,348thMost Secular: 19,088thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,589thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,442ndLargest Governments: 22,798thMost Authoritarian: 23,427thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,244th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the region

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