Spotlight on:
The Commonwealth of North Eastern Peoples |
“Amicitia et Fatum.”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: The Card Mine |
Regional Influence: Truckler |
The Commonwealth of North Eastern Peoples is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.166 billion North Eastern Peopleses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.6%.
The frighteningly efficient North Eastern Peoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,701 trillion Densaner Penances a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 185,623 Densaner Penances, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone, and it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Eastern Peoples's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
North Eastern Peoples is ranked 92,739th in the world and 30th in The Card Mine for Most Stationary, with 495.81050212552 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in North Eastern Peoples, it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them.
- : Following new legislation in North Eastern Peoples, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone.
- : Following new legislation in North Eastern Peoples, end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang.
- : Following new legislation in North Eastern Peoples, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Following new legislation in North Eastern Peoples, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
- : Following new legislation in North Eastern Peoples, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on North Eastern Peopleses's kindness.
- : Following new legislation in North Eastern Peoples, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
- : Following new legislation in North Eastern Peoples, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
- : Following new legislation in North Eastern Peoples, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
- : Following new legislation in North Eastern Peoples, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is.