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The United Socialist States of North Catimestistrianes

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The United Socialist States of North Catimestistrianes is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ka-Fos with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.68 billion North Catimestistrianesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catimé. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Catimestistrianesian economy, worth 519 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,090 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, treason is relative, third world countries are rich in "I Love Catimé" t-shirts, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Catimestistrianes's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

North Catimestistrianes is ranked 76,898^th in the world and 2,826^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,006.15 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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