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The United Socialist States of North Catimestistrianes

“By The People For The People”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The United Socialist States of North Catimestistrianes is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ka-Fos with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.68 billion North Catimestistrianesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catimé. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Catimestistrianesian economy, worth 519 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,090 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, treason is relative, third world countries are rich in "I Love Catimé" t-shirts, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Catimestistrianes's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

North Catimestistrianes is ranked 76,898th in the world and 2,826th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,006.15 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,029thMost Influential: 1,255thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,658thNicest Citizens: 4,692ndMost Pacifist: 5,167thNudest: 5,453rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,706thMost Secular: 5,796thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,012thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,216thSafest: 6,473rdBest Weather: 6,534thMost Cultured: 6,655thMost Inclusive: 6,687thMost Developed: 6,729thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,852ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,531stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,582ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,819thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,326thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,492ndSmartest Citizens: 8,668thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,904thLowest Crime Rates: 9,738thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,798thHealthiest Citizens: 9,987thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,037thLargest Governments: 10,224thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,288thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,699thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,711thMost Efficient Economies: 12,897thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,619thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,433rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,717thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,430thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,377th
Most Influential: 122nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 158th in the regionNicest Citizens: 164th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 167th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 184th in the regionNudest: 187th in the regionMost Cultured: 187th in the regionMost Pacifist: 189th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 192nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 195th in the regionMost Secular: 203rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 208th in the regionBest Weather: 208th in the regionMost Developed: 215th in the regionSafest: 223rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 228th in the regionMost Inclusive: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 241st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 259th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 263rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 264th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 269th in the regionLargest Governments: 271st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 274th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 278th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 296th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 307th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 314th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 320th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 340th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 367th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 397th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 446th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 470th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 484th in the regionMost Stationary: 536th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 574th in the regionLargest Populations: 713th in the region

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