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The United Socialist States of North Catimestistrianes

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The United Socialist States of North Catimestistrianes is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ka-Fos with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.634 billion North Catimestistrianesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catimé. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Catimestistrianesian economy, worth 644 trillion Crowns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,156 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumor has it that Ka-Fos has won three lotteries in a row, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Catimestistrianes's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

North Catimestistrianes is ranked 8,203^rd in the world and 211^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,606.43 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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