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The Glorious Kingdom of North Bernia

“To serve and protect Bernadetta”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Glorious Kingdom of North Bernia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Byleth with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.075 billion North Bernians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garreg Mach. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Bernian economy, worth 596 trillion Bernie Badges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,460 Bernie Badges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Bernia's national animal is the Bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bernadetta Simping.

North Bernia is ranked 23,881st in the world and 679th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 56.05 quips per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,250thMost Influential: 1,870thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,205thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,203rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,866thMost Patriotic: 5,023rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,836thLowest Crime Rates: 7,815thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,211thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,518thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,577thMost Authoritarian: 12,151stLargest Governments: 12,967thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,061stLargest Mining Sector: 13,326thTop
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Most Devout: 13,466thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,937thLargest Black Market: 14,344thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,432ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,541stHighest Average Incomes: 16,462ndLargest Insurance Industry: 18,547thHealthiest Citizens: 18,920thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,561stMost Advanced Public Education: 19,586thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,751stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,642ndSmartest Citizens: 23,881stMost Developed: 25,658th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 63rd in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 74th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 120th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 166th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 176th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 184th in the regionLargest Black Market: 184th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 218th in the regionMost Devout: 231st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 254th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 278th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 357th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 359th in the regionLargest Governments: 363rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 401st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 403rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 467th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 510th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 523rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 529th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 544th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 563rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 580th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 603rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 679th in the regionMost Developed: 686th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 739th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 740th in the regionMost Stationary: 874th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 912th in the regionLargest Populations: 939th in the region

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