The Glorious Kingdom of North Bernia
“To serve and protect Bernadetta”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Glorious Kingdom of North Bernia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Byleth with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.075 billion North Bernians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garreg Mach. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient North Bernian economy, worth 596 trillion Bernie Badges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,460 Bernie Badges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Bernia's national animal is the Bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bernadetta Simping.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Bernia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : North Bernia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : North Bernia was endorsed by The Tsardom of Nadarena.
- : North Bernia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : North Bernia was endorsed by The Republic of Strakau.
- : North Bernia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : North Bernia was endorsed by The Pacific Republic of Talitoa.
- : North Bernia was endorsed by The Flames of Nukeya.
- : North Bernia was endorsed by The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia.
- : North Bernia was endorsed by The Federation of Romanoddle Republic.
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