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The Democratic Republic of North Baba

“Spem Reduxit”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Democratic Republic of North Baba is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Brian Triana with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 3.976 billion North Babans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carpio. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient North Baban economy, worth 792 trillion people’s farthings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 199,391 people’s farthings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, only lightning has a chance of striking Prime Minister Brian Triana twice, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Baba's national animal is the feather-bellied dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Baba is ranked 52,132nd in the world and 1,558th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 235,954 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,103rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,503rdMost Inclusive: 2,223rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,494thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,789thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,903rdMost Pacifist: 3,083rdHighest Food Quality: 3,122ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,206thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,322ndNicest Citizens: 3,386thMost Developed: 3,398thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,414thLargest Governments: 3,462ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,528thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,530thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,540thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,697thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,879thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,903rdSafest: 5,032ndSmartest Citizens: 5,040thMost Efficient Economies: 5,500thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,634thMost Cultured: 5,668thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,022ndMost Patriotic: 7,253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,394thHighest Average Incomes: 7,398thMost Secular: 8,019thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,136thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,748thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,188thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,560thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,741stLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,733rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,615thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 21,209thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,848th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 121st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 123rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 132nd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 157th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 174th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 178th in the regionLargest Governments: 179th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 179th in the regionMost Pacifist: 180th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 182nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 194th in the regionMost Developed: 194th in the regionNicest Citizens: 195th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 195th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 208th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 253rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 259th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 267th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 273rd in the regionSafest: 280th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 285th in the regionMost Cultured: 288th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 299th in the regionMost Patriotic: 305th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 312th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 341st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 348th in the regionMost Secular: 396th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 443rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 447th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 458th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 555th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 568th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 569th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 790th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 891st in the regionMost Stationary: 897th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,103rd in the region

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