Spotlight on:

National Flag

The United States of North Amerrico

“E pluribus unum”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Unproven


The United States of North Amerrico is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 638 million Americans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The thriving North Amerricoan economy, worth 46.4 trillion American dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 72,803 American dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,702 per year while the poor average 14,850, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. North Amerrico's national animal is the bald eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

North Amerrico is ranked 69,139th in the world and 2,564th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 23.7 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,141stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,042ndLargest Gambling Industry: 10,284thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,571stTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,105thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,642ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,036thFattest Citizens: 21,127thLeast Corrupt Governments: 23,240thMost Pro-Market: 24,238th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 304th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 332nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 361st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 426th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 455th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 526th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 537th in the regionFattest Citizens: 578th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 631st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 687th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 713th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: