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The Federalist Union of North American Imperial State

“Ad Victoriam Wooloos”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Institute of Cellulose

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Federalist Union of North American Imperial State is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emporer Adam III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.201 billion Wooloosisns enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Wooloopolis. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wooloo economy, worth a remarkable 1,107 trillion Wooloo Galactic Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,995 Wooloo Galactic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, rumor has it that Emporer Adam III has won three lotteries in a row, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North American Imperial State's national animal is the Wooloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Woolooism.

North American Imperial State is ranked 12,698th in the world and 35th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Patriotic, with 41.93 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,238thMost Developed: 1,961stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,249thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,600thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,827thSmartest Citizens: 2,853rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,026thLargest Governments: 3,128thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,158thHealthiest Citizens: 3,257thMost Inclusive: 3,327thLowest Crime Rates: 3,392ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,719thMost Efficient Economies: 3,960thMost Armed: 3,970thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,133rdHighest Food Quality: 4,395thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,423rdNicest Citizens: 4,606thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,617thRudest Citizens: 4,681stSafest: 4,756thBest Weather: 4,931stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,123rdMost Secular: 6,205thHighest Average Incomes: 6,231stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,336thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,360thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,528thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,259thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,261stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,276thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,437thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,007thMost Cultured: 9,140thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,475thMost Influential: 11,006thMost Patriotic: 12,698thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,547thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,249thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,822ndHighest Economic Output: 18,809thLeast Corrupt Governments: 20,862nd
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Income Equality: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the region

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