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The Federalist Union of North American Imperial State |
“Ad Victoriam Wooloos”
Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Institute of Cellulose |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker |
The Federalist Union of North American Imperial State is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emporer Adam III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.201 billion Wooloosisns enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Wooloopolis. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Wooloo economy, worth a remarkable 1,107 trillion Wooloo Galactic Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,995 Wooloo Galactic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, rumor has it that Emporer Adam III has won three lotteries in a row, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North American Imperial State's national animal is the Wooloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Woolooism.
North American Imperial State is ranked 12,698th in the world and 35th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Patriotic, with 41.93 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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North American Imperial State lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
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North American Imperial State, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
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North American Imperial State lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
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North American Imperial State lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
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North American Imperial State lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
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North American Imperial State lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
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North American Imperial State lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
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North American Imperial State lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
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North American Imperial State lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
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North American Imperial State lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.