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The Free Land of North-West North-West Valskraa

“March your own way”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: Balder

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Free Land of North-West North-West Valskraa is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, devout population of 425 million North-West North-West Valskraans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The very strong North-West North-West Valskraan economy, worth 31.2 trillion Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 73,522 Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 358,373 per year while the poor average 8,687, a ratio of 41.3 to 1.

Minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. North-West North-West Valskraa's national animal is the Moose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

North-West North-West Valskraa is ranked 28,090th in the world and 1,124th in Balder for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,865.79 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1,781stTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,086thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,177thHighest Crime Rates: 3,421stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,393rdLargest Insurance Industry: 5,515thFattest Citizens: 6,147thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,253rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,184thTop
Most Armed: 10,882ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,042ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,504thMost Avoided: 13,568thMost Pro-Market: 14,555thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,137thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,759thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,487th
Highest Drug Use: 16th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 118th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 145th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 180th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 183rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 238th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 246th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 304th in the regionFattest Citizens: 334th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 385th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 449th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 469th in the regionMost Armed: 524th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 615th in the regionMost Avoided: 677th in the regionMost Extreme: 736th in the region

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