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The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson

“Pray and feel the love!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Master Overlord for All Time with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.147 billion faithfuls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T'e Old'e Town. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient so faithful economy, worth a remarkable 4,385 trillion prayers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 189,458 prayers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty, and gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. NormanJackson's national animal is the parish priest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Romanism.

NormanJackson is ranked 267,708th in the world and 1,001st in Europeia for Most Patriotic, with 0.52 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Primitive: 4thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6thMost Devout: 11thBest Weather: 85thMost Corrupt Governments: 109thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 112thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 143rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 172ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 331stLargest Black Market: 429thMost Beautiful Environments: 466thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 521stLowest Crime Rates: 625thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 671stFattest Citizens: 1,119thMost Conservative: 1,252ndTop
Most Authoritarian: 3,064thHighest Economic Output: 3,148thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,365thMost Stationary: 4,442ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,764thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,170thLargest Governments: 6,359thLargest Populations: 6,454thHighest Average Incomes: 8,522ndMost Influential: 10,972ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,479thTop
Most Extreme: 21,829thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,913th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 63rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 69th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 74th in the regionLargest Governments: 79th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the region

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