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The Nation of NorgiestoileckylockJ

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Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: South Pacific

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Nation of NorgiestoileckylockJ is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Camden Richard with a fair hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.047 billion Norgs enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jockdylilyrewd. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norgian economy, worth 701 trillion falrens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 173,346 falrens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NorgiestoileckylockJ's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NorgiestoileckylockJ is ranked 193,778th in the world and 118th in South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.39 Obesity Rate.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 390thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,450thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 5,005thLargest Retail Industry: 5,347thRudest Citizens: 5,370thMost Cultured: 5,624thMost Efficient Economies: 5,804thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,407thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,014thMost Influential: 7,597thLargest Black Market: 8,711thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,776thHighest Average Incomes: 9,248thMost Developed: 9,422ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,594thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,632ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,711thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,080thSmartest Citizens: 11,302ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,381stHealthiest Citizens: 11,396thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,399thLargest Governments: 12,501stMost Inclusive: 13,618thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,010thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,623rdMost Beautiful Environments: 15,205thLowest Crime Rates: 15,709thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,516thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,600thBest Weather: 20,700th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 14 » Dellvizio, Densaner, Envisa, Rongorongo, Panther, St Cyrus, Lingang, Rivierenland, Cachopoland, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Toerana III, Killface, and Mount Pine.