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Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Scandinavian Commonwealth of NordicLand84 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alan Java with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.191 billion NordicLander84 are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SwedNorth. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The strong NordishLandic84 economy, worth 67.3 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 56,474 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, polychromatic seas of leaves blanket the ground while sewers and drain pipes are clogged by their detritus, Alan Java has just been declared ruler of NordicLand84 in an international press conference, and Christianity has been named as NordicLand84's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NordicLand84's national animal is the Black Parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

NordicLand84 is ranked 79,201st in the world and 2,771st in Lazarus for Rudest Citizens, with 57.29 Insults Per Minute.

Most Devout: 12,056th
Most Devout: 563rd in the region

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