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The  Wersons  of Nooooooooooooooo

“Black Lives Matter; moo”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: Callista

Regional Influence: Enforcer


The  Wersons  of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by John Edwards with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.609 billion Noons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 913 trillion Angorejes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 120,004 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the cow bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 4,585th in the world and 4th in Callista for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.21 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 96thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,596thMost Pacifist: 1,606thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,998thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,108thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,109thNicest Citizens: 2,226thBest Weather: 2,318thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 3,290thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,496thSafest: 3,628thHealthiest Citizens: 3,643rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,842ndMost Inclusive: 3,904thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,914thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,141stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,171stLowest Crime Rates: 4,585thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,700thMost Developed: 5,653rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,360thLargest Governments: 6,872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,199thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,325thSmartest Citizens: 8,911thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,109thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,464thMost Secular: 11,255thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,917thTop
Most Income Equality: 12,653rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,872ndMost Influential: 13,664thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,526thMost Efficient Economies: 16,963rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,176thHighest Economic Output: 20,386thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,288thHighest Average Incomes: 23,519th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Archipelagica, Yes Humans Are Recyclable, Jose de san martins argentina, Socialist States of Ludistan, Poskukune, The Dream of Kirby, Baloo Kingdom, Umana, and Royal Canadian Confederation.