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The  Quarantined Peoples  of Nooooooooooooooo

“Black Lives Matter; moo”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Callista

Regional Influence: Instigator


The  Quarantined Peoples  of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Edwards with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.078 billion Noons love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 715 trillion golds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,101 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The weather in Salabrachon is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, discarded pennies litter the streets, and the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the cow bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 3,954th in the world and 2nd in Callista for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,598.05 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 98thMost Influential: 726thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,354thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,367thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,380thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,857thNicest Citizens: 3,275thBest Weather: 3,278thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,954thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,092ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,767thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,200thSafest: 5,272ndMost Inclusive: 5,350thHealthiest Citizens: 5,353rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,605thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,529thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,914thLowest Crime Rates: 7,380thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,731stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,144thMost Developed: 8,441stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,308thLargest Governments: 10,659thTop
Most Secular: 11,798thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,543rdSmartest Citizens: 13,613thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,665thMost Efficient Economies: 18,445thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,994thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,009thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,126th
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Archipelagica, Mathuvan Union, Badger Kingdom, and Sorianora.