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The ⠀⠀ of Nooooooooooooooo


Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: Karanlik Yollar

Regional Influence: Power


The ⠀⠀ of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John Edwards with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.978 billion Noons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth a remarkable 1,332 trillion Angorejes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,588 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, Noon Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, and a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the foster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 6,738th in the world and 1st in Karanlik Yollar for Smartest Citizens, with 111.84 quips per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 174thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 817thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,145thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,146thMost Pacifist: 1,264thBest Weather: 1,547thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,601stNicest Citizens: 1,719thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,114thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,217thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,277thHealthiest Citizens: 2,573rdSafest: 2,691stTop
Most Inclusive: 2,756thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,884thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,910thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,021stLowest Crime Rates: 3,584thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,840thMost Developed: 3,965thHighest Food Quality: 4,220thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,401stLargest Governments: 4,958thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,782ndSmartest Citizens: 6,738thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,390thMost Secular: 8,328thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,581stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,646thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,216thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 14,816thHighest Economic Output: 15,269thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,800thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,091stMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,108thMost Cultured: 20,147thHighest Average Incomes: 20,366thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,463rd

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