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The Delicious Noodles of Noodles Empire

“Noodles eating Peoples!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: OnlyNoodles

Regional Influence: Power

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The Delicious Noodles of Noodles Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Noodles with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.471 billion Noodles are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noodles City. The average income tax rate is 27.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Noodly economy, worth 103 trillion Noodlecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,652 Noodlecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and people caught mistreating Noodles Empire's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Noodles Empire's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noodlism.

Noodles Empire is ranked 243,485th in the world and 6th in OnlyNoodles for Smartest Citizens, with 10.57 quips per hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,522ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,606thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,745thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,180thMost Devout: 16,893rdBest Weather: 18,408thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,372ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,776thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,503rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 24,879th

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