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The People's Confederated State of Noneurope

“Excellence Through Socialism”

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The People's Confederated State of Noneurope is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Aldric Siêgel with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.551 billion Noneuropeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Côrinz. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Noneuropean economy, worth 773 trillion Noneuropean Kronees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 102,410 Noneuropean Kronees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Gigantic Trout With Legs Dung" has been declared a national treasure, graffiti graces every city's streets, and the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Noneurope's national animal is the gigantic trout with legs, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Noneurope is ranked 58,763^rd in the world and 6^th in Noneuropean Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.05 law-abiding acts per hour.

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