The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini
“Strength through intelligence”
|Category: Left-Leaning College State|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Magwitch with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.486 billion Noimosinians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ergastirio. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Noimosinian economy, worth 489 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 196,828 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noimosini's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Noimosini, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
- : Following new legislation in Noimosini, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
- : Noimosini voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
- : Noimosini voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
- : Following new legislation in Noimosini, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in Noimosini, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
- : Following new legislation in Noimosini, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
- : Noimosini voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
- : Following new legislation in Noimosini, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in Noimosini, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
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