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The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini

“Strength through intelligence”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Director General Magwitch with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate population of 10.425 billion Noimosinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ergastirio. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Noimosinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,977 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 285,571 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, discarded pennies litter the streets, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime is totally unknown. Noimosini's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noimosini is ranked 4,953rd in the world and 117th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,826.08 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 493rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 678thMost Inclusive: 835thMost Compassionate Citizens: 878thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 972ndNicest Citizens: 1,036thSmartest Citizens: 1,136thMost Developed: 1,193rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,292ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,338thMost Secular: 1,344thHealthiest Citizens: 1,362ndHighest Food Quality: 1,485thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,869thLowest Crime Rates: 1,925thLargest Governments: 2,085thSafest: 2,317thMost Efficient Economies: 2,342ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,455thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,838thMost Pacifist: 2,992ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,571stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,027thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,259thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,294thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,557thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,953rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,960thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,747thMost Cultured: 6,138thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,942ndHighest Economic Output: 8,170thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,259thMost Influential: 8,303rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,867thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,036thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,615thBest Weather: 11,804thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,083rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 21,981stMost Income Equality: 24,426thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28,966thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29,304thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31,837th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 34th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Secular: 37th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 44th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 52nd in the regionSafest: 61st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 93rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 94th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 94th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 105th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 117th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 129th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 142nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 153rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Cultured: 169th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 175th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 202nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 210th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 233rd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 307th in the regionBest Weather: 371st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 377th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 412th in the regionLargest Populations: 447th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 460th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 468th in the regionMost Income Equality: 470th in the region

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