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The Holy Jamhori of Nociav

“Ave Ad Pacificus Oriental”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Holy Jamhori of Nociav is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zarbh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.406 billion Nocis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiyab. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Noci economy, worth 203 trillion Zars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 144,953 Zars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,165,547 per year while the poor average 4,134, a ratio of 281 to 1.

Gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nociav's national animal is the Argha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Avaska.

Nociav is ranked 242,028th in the world and 7,920th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.54 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 983rdHighest Crime Rates: 988thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,082ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,347thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,473rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,501stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,683rdFattest Citizens: 1,689thMost Armed: 1,728thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,037thLargest Retail Industry: 2,212thMost Avoided: 2,242ndTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,784thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,215thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,136thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,188thRudest Citizens: 7,336thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,456thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,078thMost Influential: 9,532ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,917thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,287thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,263rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,381stLargest Mining Sector: 17,489thMost Efficient Economies: 17,827thHighest Drug Use: 19,460thMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,116thMost Pro-Market: 22,275th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionFattest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 38th in the regionMost Avoided: 38th in the regionMost Armed: 44th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 57th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 109th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 109th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 202nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 219th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 240th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 262nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 281st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 296th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 333rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 377th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 453rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 489th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 492nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 535th in the regionMost Influential: 576th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 767th in the region

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