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The Second Best of Noahs Second Country

“The Second Best Nation in the World!”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


Noahs Second Country was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 320

The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.159 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of flaming dumpster fire. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 3,239 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 353,727 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,285,614 per year while the poor average 3,533, a ratio of 929 to 1.

The government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 144th in the world and 5th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 96.2 Obesity Rate.

Rudest Citizens: 28thMost Valuable International Artwork: 61stHighest Crime Rates: 78thMost Armed: 101stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 113thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 123rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 132ndFattest Citizens: 144thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 151stLargest Retail Industry: 167thMost Avoided: 223rdLargest Gambling Industry: 253rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 255thHighest Disposable Incomes: 379thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 413thMost Rebellious Youth: 453rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 481stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 773rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,198thHighest Average Incomes: 1,227thLargest Mining Sector: 1,327thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,329thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,384thMost Efficient Economies: 1,444thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,698thMost Politically Free: 1,736thMost Pro-Market: 1,792ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,099thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,248thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,860thMost Influential: 2,882ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,947thHighest Economic Output: 4,322ndNudest: 4,429thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,487thMost Cultured: 5,628thSmartest Citizens: 7,772ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,900thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,494thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,212thMost Secular: 10,229thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,661stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 15,799thMost Extreme: 15,987thLargest Black Market: 17,486thMost Inclusive: 19,434thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,495thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,756th
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 68th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 81st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 84th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 107th in the regionMost Extreme: 124th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 126th in the regionNudest: 137th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 172nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 180th in the regionMost Cultured: 291st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 405th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 406th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 440th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 447th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 521st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 525th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 531st in the regionLargest Populations: 690th in the regionLargest Black Market: 715th in the regionMost Stationary: 786th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 862nd in the regionMost Influential: 917th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 919th in the region

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