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The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.739 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of flaming dumpster fire. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 3,060 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 350,205 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,252,310 per year while the poor average 3,506, a ratio of 927 to 1.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Noahs Second Country of supplying extremist groups, and ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter second best pirates. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 240,620^th in the world and 10,104^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -21.45 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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