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The Second Best of Noahs Second Country


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Location: The North Pacific

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Noahs Second Country was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 320

The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.739 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of flaming dumpster fire. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 3,060 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 350,205 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,252,310 per year while the poor average 3,506, a ratio of 927 to 1.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Noahs Second Country of supplying extremist groups, and ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter second best pirates. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 240,620th in the world and 10,104th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -21.45 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 27thMost Valuable International Artwork: 44thHighest Crime Rates: 80thMost Armed: 106thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 115thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 130thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 133rdFattest Citizens: 149thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 168thLargest Retail Industry: 168thMost Avoided: 235thLargest Gambling Industry: 254thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 270thHighest Disposable Incomes: 400thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 435thMost Rebellious Youth: 478thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 481stMost Influential: 518thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 770thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,197thHighest Average Incomes: 1,245thLargest Mining Sector: 1,351stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,351stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,388thMost Efficient Economies: 1,622ndMost Politically Free: 1,729thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,766thMost Pro-Market: 1,959thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,100thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,268thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,860thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,963rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,274thNudest: 4,479thHighest Economic Output: 4,554thMost Cultured: 6,714thSmartest Citizens: 8,455thMost Secular: 10,020thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,089thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,742ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,180thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,596thTop
Most Extreme: 16,712thLargest Black Market: 17,252ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,028thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,060thMost Inclusive: 19,042ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,686th
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 69th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 70th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 96th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 114th in the regionNudest: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 130th in the regionMost Influential: 174th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 174th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 179th in the regionMost Extreme: 198th in the regionMost Cultured: 340th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 421st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 425th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 479th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 494th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 518th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 562nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 608th in the regionLargest Black Market: 686th in the regionLargest Populations: 713th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 827th in the regionMost Stationary: 834th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 939th in the region

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