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The Second Best of Noahs Second Country


Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


Noahs Second Country was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 320

The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.42 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of flaming dumpster fire. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 3,956 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 346,446 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,217,700 per year while the poor average 3,464, a ratio of 928 to 1.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, the government's only official statement on the burning down of flaming dumpster fire was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes, and Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Second Best Animal Lasagne is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 48,031st in the world and 1,948th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Rudest Citizens: 35thHighest Crime Rates: 68thMost Armed: 92ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 97thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 114thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 128thFattest Citizens: 140thMost Avoided: 142ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 171stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 188thLargest Retail Industry: 191stLargest Gambling Industry: 246thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 387thMost Rebellious Youth: 419thHighest Disposable Incomes: 446thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 638thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 775thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,278thMost Pro-Market: 1,369thLargest Mining Sector: 1,400thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,463rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,524thHighest Drug Use: 1,585thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,688thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,040thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,197thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,299thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,151stHighest Economic Output: 3,747thNudest: 4,521stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,714thMost Cultured: 6,150thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,066thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,824thMost Secular: 10,479thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,525thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,031stSmartest Citizens: 11,408thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,906thMost Influential: 13,261stTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,829thLargest Black Market: 18,276thMost Inclusive: 19,140thMost Efficient Economies: 19,932ndMost Stationary: 20,154thMost Politically Free: 21,324thMost Extreme: 21,779thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,005th
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 43rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 74th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 89th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 95th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 120th in the regionMost Politically Free: 135th in the regionTop
Nudest: 141st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 160th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 168th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 203rd in the regionMost Extreme: 252nd in the regionMost Cultured: 314th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 318th in the regionLargest Black Market: 362nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 400th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 401st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 482nd in the regionMost Secular: 483rd in the regionLargest Populations: 512th in the regionMost Stationary: 543rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 612th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 704th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 868th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,048th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,055th in the region

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