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The Second Best of Noahs Second Country

“The Second Best Nation in the World!”

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The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.159 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of flaming dumpster fire. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 3,239 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 353,727 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,285,614 per year while the poor average 3,533, a ratio of 929 to 1.

The government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 144^th in the world and 5^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 96.2 Obesity Rate.

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