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The Second Best of Noahs Second Country


Category: Anarchy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.506 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soops MV Crash Site. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 2,460 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 327,795 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,041,378 per year while the poor average 3,318, a ratio of 916 to 1.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, basket-weaving is the nation's latest fad, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 1,704th in the world and 4th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 98.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2ndNudest: 6thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26thRudest Citizens: 33rdHighest Crime Rates: 108thMost Influential: 137thMost Armed: 147thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 151stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 152ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 154thFattest Citizens: 203rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 219thLargest Retail Industry: 237thLargest Gambling Industry: 263rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 283rdMost Avoided: 292ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 393rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 504thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 581stMost Rebellious Youth: 711thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 885thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,130thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,247thHighest Average Incomes: 1,473rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,542ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,636thMost Politically Free: 1,704thHighest Drug Use: 1,828thMost Pro-Market: 1,833rdTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,090thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,111thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,538thMost Efficient Economies: 2,993rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,250thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,361stHighest Economic Output: 5,680thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,139thMost Cultured: 7,206thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,560thTop
Most Secular: 10,987thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,013thMost Extreme: 12,179thSmartest Citizens: 13,050thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,251stLargest Black Market: 15,167thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,980th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 39th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 41st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 75th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 88th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 105th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 108th in the regionMost Extreme: 113th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 168th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 188th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 189th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 204th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 231st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 290th in the regionMost Cultured: 364th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 402nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 437th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 542nd in the regionMost Secular: 608th in the regionLargest Populations: 693rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 713th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 762nd in the region

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