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The Federal Republic of No youu

“Nou Is Nou”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Federal Republic of No youu is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by E with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.789 billion No you enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzlin. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Nou economy, worth 116 trillion Nou Kroners a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is 64,876 Nou Kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is devoted to world peas, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No youu's national animal is the Nou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

No youu is ranked 52,471st in the world and 1,653rd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,037.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,666thMost Influential: 3,768thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,864thMost Armed: 10,780thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 15,247thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,538thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,229thMost Politically Free: 23,072ndBest Weather: 23,623rd
Most Armed: 262nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 275th in the regionMost Politically Free: 375th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 436th in the regionMost Influential: 475th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 478th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 630th in the regionBest Weather: 756th in the region

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