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The United Socialist States of NLCA 0029 |
“Narvatusian Legion of Card Artisans”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Narvatus Card Farm |
Regional Influence: Page |
The United Socialist States of NLCA 0029 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.939 billion NLCA 0029ians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.2%.
The very strong NLCA 0029ian economy, worth 126 trillion ounces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 65,124 ounces, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 218,058 per year while the poor average 14,450, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.
Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, and orange is the new black for judicial robes. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. NLCA 0029's national animal is the cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
NLCA 0029 is ranked 292,440th in the world and 306th in Narvatus Card Farm for Smartest Citizens, with 18.25 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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NLCA 0029's influence in Narvatus Card Farm fell from "Squire" to "Page".
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NLCA 0029's influence in Narvatus Card Farm rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
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NLCA 0029 relocated from Osiris to Narvatus Card Farm.
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NLCA 0029, orange is the new black for judicial robes.
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NLCA 0029, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair.
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NLCA 0029 was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Corporate Police State".
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NLCA 0029, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty".
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NLCA 0029, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
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NLCA 0029, adultery has been made a capital offence.
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NLCA 0029 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Largest Cheese Export Sector.