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The Republic of Nlarhyalo

“Pэл Флaйм Шэeёeлaк”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Council of Constructed Languages

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Republic of Nlarhyalo is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.29 billion Hлařep enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xaθax. The average income tax rate is 48.8%.

The powerhouse Hлařюp economy, worth 178 trillion oeлуeθs a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 78,070 oeлуeθs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, untold millions of oeлуeθs are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nlarhyalo's national animal is the эки, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nlarhyalo is ranked 38,350th in the world and 7th in Council of Constructed Languages for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,565.58 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,413thLargest Retail Industry: 13,336thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,101stMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,741stNicest Citizens: 23,242ndMost Inclusive: 24,014thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,594thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,275thHighest Food Quality: 25,708thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,868th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the region

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