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The Topleveldomein of NL

“Je maintiendrai”

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The Topleveldomein of NL is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Premier Rutte with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.323 billion NLS are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 28.4%.

The frighteningly efficient NLian economy, worth a remarkable 1,343 trillion Guldens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 69,516 Guldens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

You can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', and life is somewhat repetitive. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NL's national animal is the Royal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vrijheid van Religie.

NL is ranked 261,650^th in the world and 123^rd in Nederland for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -16.34 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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