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The Republic of Paraguay of Niwae

“If you do not live to serve, you do not serve to live”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Commonwealth of Liberty

Regional Influence: Hatchling

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The Republic of Paraguay of Niwae is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Alexander II Von Kraskov with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 9.316 billion Slavics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vaslistria. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slavic economy, worth a remarkable 2,043 trillion DURS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 219,326 DURS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Niwae's national animal is the South Slavic Leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Deism.

Niwae is ranked 12,620th in the world and 23rd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Cultured, scoring 108 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Patriotic: 2,167thMost Armed: 2,218thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,124thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,132ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,300thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,394thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,397thMost Inclusive: 5,799thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,976thHealthiest Citizens: 6,646thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,327thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,687thLowest Crime Rates: 7,717thMost Secular: 7,726thHighest Average Incomes: 7,731stHighest Food Quality: 7,738thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,704thMost Developed: 8,724thLargest Black Market: 9,068thSmartest Citizens: 9,883rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,926thHighest Economic Output: 11,947thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,101stHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,201stMost Efficient Economies: 12,292ndMost Cultured: 12,620thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,858thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,035thLargest Governments: 14,085thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,348thNicest Citizens: 14,409thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 15,426thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,776thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,124thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,712thMost Authoritarian: 26,355thMost Subsidized Industry: 29,028thLargest Mining Sector: 29,704thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30,017th
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Most Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 34th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 42nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 42nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 44th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Metropolitan Francais.