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The Yeetlands Founder of Niviv

“What an idiot”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The Yeetlands

Regional Influence: Hegemony


The Yeetlands Founder of Niviv is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chris Willis with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.144 billion Nivivians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WestPoint City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.9%.

The powerhouse Nivivian economy, worth 487 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 94,746 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, businessmen walk out of meetings halfway because their shift is over, muggers are complimented on their enterprising spirit, and teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Niviv's national animal is the Beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Gas Stationism.

Niviv is ranked 69,510th in the world and 3rd in The Yeetlands for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 62.67 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Armed: 3,514thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,307thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,099thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,951stMost Rebellious Youth: 13,188thLargest Retail Industry: 13,340thLargest Black Market: 13,939thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,463rdLargest Publishing Industry: 16,290thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,452nd

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