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The Yeetlands Founder of Niviv

“What an idiot”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The Yeetlands

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Yeetlands Founder of Niviv is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Chris Willis with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.698 billion Nivivians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WestPoint City. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The all-consuming Nivivian economy, worth 703 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,038 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Political activists are routinely executed, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, and a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Niviv's national animal is the Beaver and its national religion is Gas Stationism.

Niviv is ranked 73,610th in the world and 1st in The Yeetlands for Longest Average Lifespans, with 73.91 Years.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,633rdMost Armed: 8,203rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,735thTop
Largest Black Market: 10,606thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,181stLargest Retail Industry: 11,771stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,897thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,434thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,492ndMost Corrupt Governments: 16,079thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,448thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,398thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,406th

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