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The United we can't survive of Nister


Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Empire Overlords

Regional Influence: Hermit


The United we can't survive of Nister is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by locking with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.324 billion Nisterians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ending. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nisterian economy, worth 289 trillion nomes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 124,518 nomes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The police double as repo men, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, and the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nister's national animal is the bedrockian, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is acrobatic nister.

Nister is ranked 141,388th in the world and 1st in Empire Overlords for Most Extreme, scoring 15.07 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,786thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,899thNudest: 5,140thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,116thLargest Retail Industry: 6,807thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,174thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,251stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,393rdMost Avoided: 10,415thMost Devout: 10,450thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,782ndTop
Largest Black Market: 12,672ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,496thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,052ndHighest Poor Incomes: 21,412thHighest Average Incomes: 21,671stMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,645thMost Efficient Economies: 23,715thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,852nd

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