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The Republic of Nimros

“Nec Temere, Nec Timide”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Squire


The Republic of Nimros is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Delphinos with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.551 billion Nimroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nimrosia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nimroan economy, worth a remarkable 2,194 trillion Nomismas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,830 Nomismas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and every school is receiving a brand new eraser. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nimros's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Nimrodoxy.

Nimros is ranked 450th in the world and 16th in Forest for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6,038.23 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 157thBest Weather: 441stMost Beautiful Environments: 450thMost Advanced Public Transport: 500thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 510thMost Devout: 548thMost Advanced Public Education: 721stSafest: 727thMost Pacifist: 728thMost Cultured: 731stMost Developed: 749thMost Compassionate Citizens: 812thLongest Average Lifespans: 856thHealthiest Citizens: 867thNicest Citizens: 887thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 898thHighest Average Tax Rates: 948thLowest Crime Rates: 1,320thLargest Governments: 1,342ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,369thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,456thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,584thMost Inclusive: 1,824thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,119thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,743rdSmartest Citizens: 3,157thMost Efficient Economies: 3,609thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,947thMost Influential: 4,189thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,881stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,240thHighest Economic Output: 7,430thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,843rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,742ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,099thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,479thMost Income Equality: 18,939thLargest Populations: 22,641st
Most Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 33rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 47th in the region

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