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The Corrupt Chicken of Nimarya

“Mwahahaha”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: the Pacific

Regional Influence: Nipper

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The Corrupt Chicken of Nimarya is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Evil Queen Nim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.99 billion Nimaryans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salt City. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nimaryan economy, worth 498 trillion tearss of men a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 71,333 tearss of men, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Nimarya Blood Tithe, and populations of two-headed chickens have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nimarya's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Villainy.

Nimarya is ranked 19,302nd in the world and 367th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.88 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 849thNudest: 1,344thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,516thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,308thMost Pacifist: 10,311thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,770thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,200thNicest Citizens: 13,261stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,864thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,924thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,071stMost Beautiful Environments: 14,076thBest Weather: 14,105thMost Cultured: 14,277thTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,872ndHighest Food Quality: 15,981stMost Income Equality: 17,565thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,766thLowest Crime Rates: 19,302ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,564thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,865thMost Authoritarian: 22,359thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,494thHealthiest Citizens: 24,705thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,241stMost Devout: 26,472ndLargest Governments: 27,057thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,599th
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Nudest: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 104th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 200th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 213th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 259th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 259th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 262nd in the regionBest Weather: 290th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 290th in the regionNicest Citizens: 292nd in the regionMost Devout: 293rd in the regionMost Cultured: 294th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 304th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 316th in the regionMost Income Equality: 332nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 337th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 353rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 356th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 365th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 367th in the regionMost Inclusive: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 408th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 411th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 412th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 428th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 438th in the regionLargest Governments: 443rd in the regionLargest Populations: 461st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » East Durthang.