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The Deranged Spider Person of Nimarya

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Deranged Spider Person of Nimarya is a massive, genial nation, ruled by General Nim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.779 billion Nimaryans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magicality. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nimaryan economy, worth 201 trillion potato peels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,489 potato peels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one tells their son "you're the man of the house" any more, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, and private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nimarya's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Nim.

Nimarya is ranked 65,385th in the world and 2,624th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 84.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 934thNudest: 2,127thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,773rdMost Influential: 6,455thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,064thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,756thMost Pacifist: 11,021stTop
Best Weather: 12,278thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,449thMost Cultured: 12,618thMost Authoritarian: 13,472ndNicest Citizens: 13,573rdMost Devout: 14,099thLowest Crime Rates: 14,581stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,605thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,630thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,716thMost Inclusive: 15,794thHealthiest Citizens: 17,141stLongest Average Lifespans: 17,791stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,394thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,583rdMost Advanced Public Education: 20,982ndLargest Governments: 21,347thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,939thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,294th
Nudest: 64th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 119th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 241st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 467th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 547th in the regionMost Devout: 605th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 606th in the regionMost Cultured: 634th in the regionMost Pacifist: 644th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 655th in the regionBest Weather: 704th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 756th in the regionNicest Citizens: 770th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 793rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 825th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 841st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 893rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 900th in the regionMost Inclusive: 922nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 935th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 988th in the region

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