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The Evil Lady of Nimarya

“Don't keep your jewelry in your mailbox.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Evil Lady of Nimarya is a massive, safe nation, ruled by General Nim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.442 billion Nimaryans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magicality. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nimaryan economy, worth 250 trillion potato peels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,667 potato peels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, and many are questioning General Nim wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nimarya's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Nim.

Nimarya is ranked 187,183rd in the world and 6,718th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -118.47 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,474thNudest: 1,589thTop
Most Influential: 3,374thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,458thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,808thMost Pacifist: 10,372ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,643rdTop
Most Cultured: 11,764thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,784thBest Weather: 12,088thNicest Citizens: 12,754thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,467thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,593rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,961stHighest Food Quality: 14,525thMost Devout: 14,552ndMost Inclusive: 14,765thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,873rdMost Authoritarian: 16,385thHealthiest Citizens: 17,205thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,254thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,838thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,408thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,644thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,398thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,738thLargest Governments: 20,787th
Nudest: 50th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 160th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 235th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 451st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 520th in the regionMost Devout: 554th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 573rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 595th in the regionMost Cultured: 597th in the regionBest Weather: 687th in the regionNicest Citizens: 704th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 735th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 743rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 752nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 753rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 773rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 776th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 795th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 832nd in the region

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