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The Deranged Spider Person of Nimarya

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The Deranged Spider Person of Nimarya is a massive, genial nation, ruled by General Nim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.779 billion Nimaryans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magicality. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nimaryan economy, worth 201 trillion potato peels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,489 potato peels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one tells their son "you're the man of the house" any more, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, and private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nimarya's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Nim.

Nimarya is ranked 65,385^th in the world and 2,624^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 84.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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