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The Minister of Home Affairs of Nimarya

“Raiding is fun!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Minister of Home Affairs of Nimarya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Nim with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.095 billion Nimaryans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farmville. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nimaryan economy, worth 78.8 trillion gold coins a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,932 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The church declares that everyone should get a large serving of nuts daily, occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary Farmville bus driver, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nimarya's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chickenism.

Nimarya is ranked 159,790th in the world and 9,922nd in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 31.91 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,408thTop
Most Influential: 3,943rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,214thMost Devout: 9,232ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,554thTop
Most Pacifist: 13,049thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,079thBest Weather: 14,084thMost Cultured: 14,670thLowest Crime Rates: 15,671stNicest Citizens: 15,864thHealthiest Citizens: 16,083rdMost Inclusive: 16,304thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,716thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,420thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,806thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,093rdMost Beautiful Environments: 20,092ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,927thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,488thLargest Governments: 23,513th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 171st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 308th in the regionMost Devout: 374th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 560th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 577th in the regionBest Weather: 698th in the regionMost Cultured: 699th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 736th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 748th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 758th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 812th in the regionNicest Citizens: 846th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 860th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 880th in the regionMost Inclusive: 897th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 914th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 953rd in the regionMost Influential: 974th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 987th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,029th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,078th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,092nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,189th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,260th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,360th in the region

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