The Minister of Home Affairs of Nimarya
“Raiding is fun!”
|Category: Corrupt Dictatorship|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The Minister of Home Affairs of Nimarya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Nim with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.095 billion Nimaryans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farmville. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Nimaryan economy, worth 78.8 trillion gold coins a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,932 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The church declares that everyone should get a large serving of nuts daily, occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary Farmville bus driver, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nimarya's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chickenism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nimarya resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Nimarya was endorsed by The Republic of Flooforia.
- : Nimarya was endorsed by The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia.
- : Nimarya was endorsed by The United States of Daiz.
- : Nimarya was endorsed by The Republic of Zeternia.
- : Nimarya was endorsed by The Dominion of Hypia Knin.
- : Nimarya was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Ihese.
- : Nimarya was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Ivy Rekkia.
- : Nimarya was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Eywaan.
- : Nimarya was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Fayyayid.