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The Problem Child of Nihilistico

“Nihil sine labore”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Fair
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Council of Asia

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Problem Child of Nihilistico is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 987 million Rats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narconolian State Sewer. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped roleplay economy, worth 46.2 trillion Cares Givens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,801 Cares Givens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, vegetarianism is compulsory, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and Sai has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nihilistico's national animal is the Crazed alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nihilistico is ranked 240,840th in the world and 375th in Council of Asia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,683rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,688thMost Authoritarian: 7,374thMost Conservative: 10,584thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,601stTop
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Most Devout: 21,628thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,410th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionMost Conservative: 21st in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 30th in the regionMost Patriotic: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Governments: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the region

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