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The Eshian Disaster Zone of Nieuw Suriname

“Arbeiders van de wereld verenigt u!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Eshian Disaster Zone of Nieuw Suriname is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, disturbing lack of elderly people, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 1.527 billion Nieuw Surinameans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Nieuw Surinamean economy, worth 46.5 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,434 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babysitters are a thing of the past, Nieuw Surinamean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nieuw Suriname's national animal is the frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nieuw Suriname is ranked 133,195th in the world and 2,927th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Populations, with 1.53 billion capita.

Most Authoritarian: 5,816thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,370thMost Conservative: 11,454thTop
Most Income Equality: 15,715thMost Pacifist: 17,292ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,192ndMost Extreme: 22,402ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,445thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,269th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 61st in the regionMost Pacifist: 65th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 97th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 108th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 120th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 200th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 215th in the regionMost Extreme: 238th in the regionMost Income Equality: 259th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 284th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 308th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 321st in the region

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