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The Warden of NiCrawlosis

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The Warden of NiCrawlosis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Augur with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.497 billion Nicrawlians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mentalius. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The frighteningly efficient NiCrawlian economy, worth a remarkable 6,308 trillion cackles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 435,189 cackles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,923,846 per year while the poor average 61,585, a ratio of 31.2 to 1.

The nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, military spending recently hit a new high, and sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. NiCrawlosis's national animal is the mirror, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NiCrawlosis is ranked 701^st in the world and 1^st in Orifnan International for Lowest Crime Rates, with 182.16 law-abiding acts per hour.

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