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The Republic of Nickyuwu 1572

“You Can't Stop Progress”

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The Republic of Nickyuwu 1572 is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 759 million Nickyuwu 1572ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Nickyuwu 1572ian economy, worth 43.6 trillion baht a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,417 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, the demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales, and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nickyuwu 1572's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nickyuwu 1572 is ranked 293,162^nd in the world and 2,866^th in Danish Wonderland for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.54 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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