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The Republic of Nickyuwu 1399

“We Will Endure”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Danish Wonderland

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Republic of Nickyuwu 1399 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, disturbing lack of elderly people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 792 million Nickyuwu 1399ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nickyuwu 1399ian economy, worth 55.1 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 69,594 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, Leader has just been declared ruler of Nickyuwu 1399 in an international press conference, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, and Nickyuwu 1399's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nickyuwu 1399's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nickyuwu 1399 is ranked 151,486th in the world and 1,672nd in Danish Wonderland for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,972.92 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Income Equality: 16,624thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,648thMost Authoritarian: 19,324thSafest: 20,463rdBest Weather: 21,616thHealthiest Citizens: 24,916thMost Advanced Public Transport: 30,079thMost Pacifist: 31,877th
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Most Income Equality: 8th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionBest Weather: 77th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 125th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 137th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 143rd in the regionMost Extreme: 147th in the regionSafest: 163rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 182nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 201st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 219th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 249th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 337th in the region

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