Spotlight on:
The Republic of Nickyuwu 1399 |
“We Will Endure”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Danish Wonderland |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Republic of Nickyuwu 1399 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, disturbing lack of elderly people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 792 million Nickyuwu 1399ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Nickyuwu 1399ian economy, worth 55.1 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 69,594 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, Leader has just been declared ruler of Nickyuwu 1399 in an international press conference, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, and Nickyuwu 1399's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nickyuwu 1399's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Nickyuwu 1399 is ranked 151,486th in the world and 1,672nd in Danish Wonderland for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,972.92 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Nickyuwu 1399, Nickyuwu 1399's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.
- : Following new legislation in
Nickyuwu 1399, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
- : Following new legislation in
Nickyuwu 1399, Leader has just been declared ruler of Nickyuwu 1399 in an international press conference.
- : Following new legislation in
Nickyuwu 1399, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together.
- : Following new legislation in
Nickyuwu 1399, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader.
- : Following new legislation in
Nickyuwu 1399, the sun now sets on the Nickyuwu 1399ian Empire.
- : Following new legislation in
Nickyuwu 1399, Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
- : Following new legislation in
Nickyuwu 1399, the entire entry for Nickyuwu 1399 in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
- : Following new legislation in
Nickyuwu 1399, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
- : Following new legislation in
Nickyuwu 1399, taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry.