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The Rogue Nation of Nhizracle |
“There are lot of fine fruits around here”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Worlds of Colors |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Rogue Nation of Nhizracle is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.472 billion Nhizracleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Nhizraclean economy, worth a remarkable 1,492 trillion Fruizlhiaus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,583 Fruizlhiaus, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down, and internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nhizracle's national animal is the Fruit Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Nhizracle is ranked 41,026th in the world and 120th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,095.98288884828 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nhizracle, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears.
- : Following new legislation in Nhizracle, citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down.
- : Nhizracle was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Nhizracle, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
- : Following new legislation in Nhizracle, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
- : Following new legislation in Nhizracle, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in Nhizracle, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
- : Following new legislation in Nhizracle, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
- : Following new legislation in Nhizracle, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang.
- : Following new legislation in Nhizracle, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.