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The Republic of Nhiszlhic

“Evil has no limit”

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The Republic of Nhiszlhic is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.635 billion Nhiszlhicians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nhiszlhician economy, worth a remarkable 1,691 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 254,881 Evil Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, babies are a small but significant export, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, and the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nhiszlhic's national animal is the Dodo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nhiszlhic is ranked 2,987^th in the world and 2^nd in Worlds of Colors for Lowest Crime Rates, with 130.49 law-abiding acts per hour.

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