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The Ijoba Aiku of Ngoltang |
“A Land of Roots, A Future of Growth”
Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Africa |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Ijoba Aiku of Ngoltang is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kiongozi Mkuu with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.723 billion Ngoltangians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ngol Mji. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ngoltangian economy, worth a remarkable 1,400 trillion Ngols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 144,062 Ngols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The tenet of free speech is held dear, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Kiongozi Mkuu is a silly poophead, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ngoltang's national animal is the Ìkookò, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ngoltang is ranked 6,572nd in the world and 4th in Africa for Smartest Citizens, with 113.06 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Ngoltang, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
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Ngoltang, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
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Ngoltang, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Kiongozi Mkuu is a silly poophead.
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Ngoltang, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
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Ngoltang, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
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Ngoltang, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic.
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Ngoltang was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
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Ngoltang, computers have been put in control of the economy to keep computers from controlling the economy.
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Ngoltang, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
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Ngoltang, Ngoltangian doors require a Ph.D. to open.