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The Lucky Green Clover Kingdom of Ngai Ti Empire

“Donít set yourself on fire to keep other people warm.”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Newcomer

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The Lucky Green Clover Kingdom of Ngai Ti Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by St Patrick with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 1.625 billion Ngai Ti Empireans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ngai Ti City. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ngai Ti Empirean economy, worth 203 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,352 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Ngai Ti Empirean Embarrassments, organ donation is compulsory, and Ngai Ti Empire's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ngai Ti Empire's national animal is the leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ngai Ti Empire is ranked 224,097th in the world and 8,354th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.17 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 547thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,412thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,373rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 12,604thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,771stLargest Black Market: 15,549thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,325thLargest Mining Sector: 16,506thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,028thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,519thMost Developed: 19,610thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,258thHighest Average Incomes: 21,374thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,782ndMost Subsidized Industry: 24,282nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 68th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 250th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 505th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 609th in the regionLargest Black Market: 649th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 670th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 691st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 719th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 834th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 838th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 852nd in the region

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