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The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas |
“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”
Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excessive |
Location: Texas |
Regional Influence: Power |
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 42.208 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 16,836 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 398,889 Fajita Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, the fate of the world literally rests on Big Tex's fingers, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
NewTexas is ranked 1,967th in the world and 6th in Texas for Smartest Citizens, with 183.27 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
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NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
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NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
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NewTexas created a new poll in Texas: "How do you like your potatoes?".
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NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
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NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Confederacy of Layem".
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NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
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NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Limiting Animal Pathogens".
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NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
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NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn The Black Hawks"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 19 » Ewing Oil Co,
Gig em Aggies,
Seeker Alpha,
Lichian,
ElectronicDataSystems,
Independent Planets,
Tishanda,
United States of Woodward,
Darth Kermit,
Fort Verden,
Safj,
Indian Empire,
Rorschach,
United Kodiaks,
Suevivor Island,
Mocanaqua,
Polish Nomads,
Trecdom2, and
X3R6IL.