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The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas

“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Power


NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131

The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 39.329 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 15,507 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 394,290 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, NewTexans seem to be catching more chills, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 20,703rd in the world and 9th in Texas for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 81.48 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 51stLargest Populations: 55thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 82ndFattest Citizens: 86thLargest Gambling Industry: 134thMost Avoided: 149thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 156thHighest Economic Output: 159thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 175thHighest Disposable Incomes: 271stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 281stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 323rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 326thRudest Citizens: 351stHighest Crime Rates: 370thMost Armed: 385thMost Scientifically Advanced: 392ndLargest Mining Sector: 457thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 457thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 535thMost Valuable International Artwork: 545thHighest Poor Incomes: 571stLargest Publishing Industry: 651stHighest Average Incomes: 817thMost Cultured: 957thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,039thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,136thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,155thLargest Retail Industry: 1,160thMost Efficient Economies: 1,412thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,649thSmartest Citizens: 1,819thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,150thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,865thLargest Black Market: 3,202ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,093rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,652ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,125thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,705thTop
Most Politically Free: 15,939thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,891stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,128thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,703rd
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the region

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