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The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas

“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Power


NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131

The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 42.208 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 16,836 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 398,889 Fajita Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, the fate of the world literally rests on Big Tex's fingers, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 1,967th in the world and 6th in Texas for Smartest Citizens, with 183.27 quips per hour.

Most Stationary: 1stLargest Populations: 59thMost Influential: 64thFattest Citizens: 84thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 87thLargest Gambling Industry: 127thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 146thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 161stHighest Economic Output: 167thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 262ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 267thMost Avoided: 284thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 349thLargest Information Technology Sector: 378thHighest Crime Rates: 402ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 429thMost Armed: 436thMost Scientifically Advanced: 441stRudest Citizens: 501stLargest Mining Sector: 501stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 504thHighest Poor Incomes: 581stLargest Publishing Industry: 636thHighest Average Incomes: 956thLargest Insurance Industry: 962ndMost Cultured: 1,035thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,206thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,295thLargest Retail Industry: 1,383rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,384thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,687thMost Efficient Economies: 1,744thSmartest Citizens: 1,967thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,197thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,852ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,030thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,427thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,586thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,995thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 19,486thHighest Drug Use: 20,787thMost Politically Free: 21,663rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,313th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the region

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