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The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas

“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Power


NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131

The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 39.852 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 15,669 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 393,202 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

NewTexans seem to be catching more chills, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and the fate of the world literally rests on Big Tex's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 245,102nd in the world and 189th in Texas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.69 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 52ndLargest Populations: 55thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 82ndFattest Citizens: 85thLargest Gambling Industry: 125thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 146thMost Avoided: 147thHighest Economic Output: 157thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 169thHighest Disposable Incomes: 271stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 275thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 315thLargest Information Technology Sector: 346thHighest Crime Rates: 360thMost Armed: 374thRudest Citizens: 380thMost Scientifically Advanced: 397thLargest Mining Sector: 455thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 461stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 541stHighest Poor Incomes: 588thMost Valuable International Artwork: 643rdLargest Publishing Industry: 648thHighest Average Incomes: 830thMost Cultured: 975thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,025thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,161stLargest Retail Industry: 1,196thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,205thMost Efficient Economies: 1,397thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,634thSmartest Citizens: 1,854thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,263rdTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,726thLargest Black Market: 3,428thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,368thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,586thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,387thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,800thTop
Most Politically Free: 16,448thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,797thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,316thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,254th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the region

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