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The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas

“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”

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The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 39.329 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 15,507 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 394,290 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, NewTexans seem to be catching more chills, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 20,703^rd in the world and 9^th in Texas for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 81.48 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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