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The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas

“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Power


NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131

The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 38.603 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 15,324 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 396,971 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

NewTexan novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Big Tex, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 51st in the world and 1st in Texas for Most Influential, scoring 440,576 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 51stLargest Populations: 56thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 80thFattest Citizens: 81stLargest Gambling Industry: 133rdMost Avoided: 143rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 149thHighest Economic Output: 158thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 168thHighest Disposable Incomes: 259thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 277thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 312thLargest Information Technology Sector: 318thRudest Citizens: 324thHighest Crime Rates: 357thMost Armed: 368thMost Scientifically Advanced: 371stLargest Mining Sector: 443rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 458thMost Valuable International Artwork: 484thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 551stLargest Publishing Industry: 659thHighest Poor Incomes: 691stHighest Average Incomes: 773rdMost Cultured: 958thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,002ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,054thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,128thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,145thMost Efficient Economies: 1,332ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,612thSmartest Citizens: 1,795thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,910thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,585thLargest Black Market: 2,708thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,576thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,428thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,480thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,663rdTop
Most Politically Free: 15,506thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,327thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,656thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,749th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the region

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