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The Free Land of Newpromisedland

“The government of each man by himself”

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The Free Land of Newpromisedland is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.78 billion Newpromisedlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Behem. The average income tax rate is 86.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Newpromisedlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,146 trillion siqlus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 244,432 siqlus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, most academic research has ground to a halt, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Newpromisedland's national animal is the Behemoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Newpromisedland is ranked 144,809^th in the world and 7,778^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.65 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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