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The Free Land of Newpromisedland

“The government of each man by himself”

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The Free Land of Newpromisedland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.011 billion Newpromisedlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Behem. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Newpromisedlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,547 trillion siqlus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 254,442 siqlus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, third world countries are rich in "I Love Behem" t-shirts, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime is totally unknown. Newpromisedland's national animal is the Behemoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Newpromisedland is ranked 104,518^th in the world and 5,552^nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.58 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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