Spotlight on:
The Maritime Country of Newfoundland and Gaspesie |
“A Small Country With a Big Heart”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Maritime Country of Newfoundland and Gaspesie is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Joey Smallwood with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 4.878 billion Newfoundlander and Gaspésians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Johns. The average income tax rate is 75.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Newfoundlander and Gaspésian economy, worth 614 trillion Newfoundland and Gaspésie Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,961 Newfoundland and Gaspésie Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Newfoundlander and Gaspésians like vultures, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfoundland and Gaspesie's national animal is the Newfoundland Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Newfoundlanderism.
Newfoundland and Gaspesie is ranked 216,445th in the world and 4,134th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 41.83 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Newfoundland and Gaspesie voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
- : Newfoundland and Gaspesie endorsed The Grand and Most Serene Duchy of Unimaginable Doom.
- : Newfoundland and Gaspesie was endorsed by The Grand and Most Serene Duchy of Unimaginable Doom.
- : Newfoundland and Gaspesie endorsed The Second Best Fruit on Pizza of Pineappleistania.
- : Newfoundland and Gaspesie was endorsed by The Second Best Fruit on Pizza of Pineappleistania.
- : Following new legislation in Newfoundland and Gaspesie, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
- : Following new legislation in Newfoundland and Gaspesie, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
- : Following new legislation in Newfoundland and Gaspesie, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
- : Newfoundland and Gaspesie voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Jar Wattinree".
- : Newfoundland and Gaspesie voted for the World Assembly Resolution " Obesity Awareness".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 97 » Ostonives, Sierra Andreas, Ardok, Aerilia, Ethnon, Northern Zorbrasnka, Stal Valley, Varisland, Soviet Terran, Corfad, Bedsonya, Akand Jang Braihir, Hamerica, Loutsland, South Parter, Great Bights Mum, Wilkshire, Jameson Williams, Sindoesia, Shibutani, PlanetMercury, Vendonesam, Yaorozu, Joevala, Petronellania, Halsoni, Esperonia, Simone Republic, Arostica, Esteneng, Regallio, Jveeraiel, Tiodann, Laforeia, Barxa, Zandos, North Bratislava, Sil Dorsett, Former English Colony, Picairn, Tugupaw, Kwaj, The Confederate States of America, The New Oceanic States, Malta Comino Gozo, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Darkanistan, Free Prairie Provinces, Brisdon, Oannia, and 47 others.Great Easternesse, Arucaria, Rettverborg, Koda-Land, Germanic Cat, New Lakemba, Bardopia, Pallaith, Valiacorkit, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Texaska, Eurocom, Liberate World Order, Zecit, Dreadton, Bagojo, Unshleepd, Etanur, Pazair, Xagill, Gragadoia, Aguaria Major, Broatiana, Ham Federation, Wolffoxia, Glissbotia, Mortionia, Marbleue, Czerka, Cadonio, New Cordyceps, Norgad, Juba, Kelvaros Prime, Ancap North Korea, Jughru, Nationeer, Chao Phraya River, Viridiann, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Orbundao, Kainin, Pineappleistania, and Unimaginable Doom.