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The Democratic People's Republic of NewColo

“Dura lex Sed Lex”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Democratic People's Republic of NewColo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Chairman Colo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 798 million NewColoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Neighborhood. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NewColoan economy, worth 107 trillion Colos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 135,011 Colos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every NewColoan grocery store, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany the Chairman Colo to meetings with foreign heads of state, and concussed Doveball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewColo's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

NewColo is ranked 88,556th in the world and 2,620th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,392.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,057thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,534thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,899thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,044thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,159thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,358thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,165thLowest Crime Rates: 9,177thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,675thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,901stLargest Governments: 10,082ndMost Developed: 10,945thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,901stHealthiest Citizens: 12,341stSafest: 12,789thMost Influential: 13,520thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,906thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,919thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,957thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,092ndBest Weather: 15,056thMost Secular: 16,259thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,840thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,002ndMost Efficient Economies: 17,129thHighest Average Incomes: 17,471stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,903rdMost Inclusive: 18,824thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,770thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,771stSmartest Citizens: 20,514thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,787thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,711th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 121st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 210th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 212th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 216th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 221st in the regionMost Developed: 225th in the regionLargest Governments: 233rd in the regionSafest: 235th in the regionMost Influential: 236th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 240th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 240th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 251st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 252nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 299th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 303rd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 328th in the regionMost Inclusive: 332nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 344th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 354th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 358th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 416th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 416th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 430th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 433rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 440th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 450th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 484th in the regionMost Secular: 488th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 495th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 496th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 502nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 521st in the regionMost Cultured: 594th in the region

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