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The Corrupt Saudi Club of Newcastle United FC

“Saudi Plastic Club and Proud!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: FIFA Lands

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The Corrupt Saudi Club of Newcastle United FC is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.146 billion Saudis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riyadh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Saudi economy, worth 965 trillion Saudi riyals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 187,581 Saudi riyals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,617,165 per year while the poor average 3,608, a ratio of 448 to 1.

The police insist that racism does not exist, young people devote their entire lives to the faith, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Newcastle United FC's national animal is the Arabian horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Newcastle United FC is ranked 180,805th in the world and 82nd in FIFA Lands for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 28.19 Effective Tax Rate.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,031stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,152ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,605thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,708thMost Avoided: 1,730thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,895thMost Armed: 2,134thFattest Citizens: 2,799thMost Conservative: 3,240thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,856thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,669thLargest Retail Industry: 5,350thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,015thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,610thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,346thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,384thMost Devout: 8,254thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,314thLargest Mining Sector: 8,384thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,073rdRudest Citizens: 12,153rdLargest Black Market: 13,387thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,393rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,734thMost Patriotic: 15,955thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,130thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,891stHighest Crime Rates: 27,988thMost Efficient Economies: 28,775th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the region

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