Spotlight on:
The Corrupt Saudi Club of Newcastle United FC |
“Saudi Plastic Club and Proud!”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: FIFA Lands |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Corrupt Saudi Club of Newcastle United FC is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.146 billion Saudis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riyadh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Saudi economy, worth 965 trillion Saudi riyals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 187,581 Saudi riyals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,617,165 per year while the poor average 3,608, a ratio of 448 to 1.
The police insist that racism does not exist, young people devote their entire lives to the faith, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Newcastle United FC's national animal is the Arabian horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.
Newcastle United FC is ranked 180,805th in the world and 82nd in FIFA Lands for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 28.19 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Newcastle United FC's influence in FIFA Lands rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
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Newcastle United FC, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
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Newcastle United FC, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
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Newcastle United FC, young people devote their entire lives to the faith.
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Newcastle United FC, the police insist that racism does not exist.
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Newcastle United FC, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore.
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Newcastle United FC's influence in FIFA Lands rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
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Newcastle United FC was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
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Newcastle United FC, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Newcastle United FC flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
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Newcastle United FC, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food.