The Nobody of Newark Aristocracy
|Category: Left-Leaning College State|
Location: Conch Kingdom
Regional Influence: Zero
The Nobody of Newark Aristocracy is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kohan the 8th with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.015 billion Monarchians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newark City. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Newark Aristocracyian economy, worth 664 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,494 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, only Kohan the 8th's friends count in the eyes of the government, rumor has it that Kohan the 8th has won three lotteries in a row, and it's all quiet on the western front. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newark Aristocracy's national animal is the Button, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is DEATism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Newark Aristocracy was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Azell.
- : Newark Aristocracy was endorsed by The Principality of The Beautiful Darkness of Alanza.
- : Newark Aristocracy was endorsed by The Empire of The Cute and Lovely Maria.
- : Newark Aristocracy was endorsed by The Federal Geo-Republic of Liberto-Ancapistan.
- : Newark Aristocracy was endorsed by The Amphibious Community of Socialist Platypus.
- : Newark Aristocracy was endorsed by The Slightly Charr-ed Federation of Charville.
- : Newark Aristocracy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sovereign Justice Accord".
- : Newark Aristocracy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors".
- : Newark Aristocracy lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Newark Aristocracy, it's all quiet on the western front.