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The Nobody of Newark Aristocracy


Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: Conch Kingdom

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The Nobody of Newark Aristocracy is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kohan the 8th with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.015 billion Monarchians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newark City. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newark Aristocracyian economy, worth 664 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,494 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, only Kohan the 8th's friends count in the eyes of the government, rumor has it that Kohan the 8th has won three lotteries in a row, and it's all quiet on the western front. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newark Aristocracy's national animal is the Button, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is DEATism.

Newark Aristocracy is ranked 101,694th in the world and 130th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 863.38 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Inclusive: 2,598thNicest Citizens: 3,293rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,335thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,486thMost Efficient Economies: 4,652ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,105thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,225thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,455thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,607thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,627thRudest Citizens: 5,811thMost Developed: 6,199thSmartest Citizens: 6,880thMost Cultured: 7,016thLowest Crime Rates: 7,180thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,196thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,203rdLargest Governments: 7,348thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,179thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,478thBest Weather: 9,227thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,651stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,162ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,583rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,625thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,739thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,449thHealthiest Citizens: 12,991stMost Pacifist: 16,577thMost Secular: 17,090thLargest Retail Industry: 17,251stMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,066thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,450th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 26th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Charville, Socialist Platypus, Liberto-Ancapistan, The Cute and Lovely Maria, The Beautiful Darkness of Alanza, and Free Azell.