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The PLEASE NUKE ME of Newark Aristocracy

“Now that that's over, PLEASE NUKE ME!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Very Good
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The PLEASE NUKE ME of Newark Aristocracy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kohan the 8th with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.985 billion Monarchians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newark City. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newark Aristocracyian economy, worth 312 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,653 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is flooded with compensation requests, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', hospitals in Newark Aristocracy are too busy serving the needs of The East Pacific to see Monarchians, and hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newark Aristocracy's national animal is the Button, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is DEATism.

Newark Aristocracy is ranked 10,186th in the world and 252nd in The East Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,762.7 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,672ndMost Inclusive: 2,902ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,109thNicest Citizens: 4,218thRudest Citizens: 4,312thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,417thMost Influential: 5,172ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,489thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,975thMost Developed: 6,547thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,488thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,796thMost Cultured: 7,919thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,051stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,090thLowest Crime Rates: 8,095thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,239thTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,607thLargest Governments: 9,756thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,186thHealthiest Citizens: 10,578thMost Efficient Economies: 10,710thHighest Average Incomes: 11,030thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,977thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,981stMost Pacifist: 12,892ndNudest: 14,219thBest Weather: 14,611thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,825thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,070thMost Secular: 15,182ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,649thLargest Retail Industry: 16,363rd
Most Inclusive: 99th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 101st in the regionRudest Citizens: 114th in the regionNicest Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 145th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 147th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 160th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 170th in the regionMost Developed: 197th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 203rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 210th in the regionMost Cultured: 214th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 215th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 241st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 241st in the regionLargest Governments: 243rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 251st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 252nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 258th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 262nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 265th in the regionNudest: 269th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 298th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 304th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 346th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 396th in the regionMost Influential: 403rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 404th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 405th in the regionMost Pacifist: 417th in the regionBest Weather: 443rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 444th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 445th in the regionMost Secular: 459th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 470th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 517th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 553rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 559th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 599th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 652nd in the region

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