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The Republic of New Utopian Puppet |
“To all who deserve, for none who don't”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: the Rejected Realms |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Republic of New Utopian Puppet is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by baxter conservatia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.076 billion Newer utopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of conservativia gloria. The average income tax rate is 12.9%.
The very strong New Utopian Puppetian economy, worth 87.7 trillion Bobars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,470 Bobars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
Only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Baxter conservatia on New Utopian Puppet's coulrophobia epidemic, lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how baxter conservatia is spelt now, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, and college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. New Utopian Puppet's national animal is the Stallion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
New Utopian Puppet is ranked 342,393rd in the world and 4,911th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 0.75 quips per hour.
National Happenings
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New Utopian Puppet lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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New Utopian Puppet lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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New Utopian Puppet lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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New Utopian Puppet lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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New Utopian Puppet lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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New Utopian Puppet lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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New Utopian Puppet lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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New Utopian Puppet lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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New Utopian Puppet lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
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New Utopian Puppet lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.