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The Republic of New Utopian Puppet

“To all who deserve, for none who don't”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Republic of New Utopian Puppet is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by baxter conservatia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.076 billion Newer utopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of conservativia gloria. The average income tax rate is 12.9%.

The very strong New Utopian Puppetian economy, worth 87.7 trillion Bobars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,470 Bobars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Baxter conservatia on New Utopian Puppet's coulrophobia epidemic, lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how baxter conservatia is spelt now, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, and college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. New Utopian Puppet's national animal is the Stallion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Utopian Puppet is ranked 342,393rd in the world and 4,911th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 0.75 quips per hour.

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Most Conservative: 500thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,963rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,983rdMost Primitive: 8,665thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,643rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,533rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,585thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 17,911thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,398thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,065thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,152ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,691stMost Devout: 31,698thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31,804th
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Most Conservative: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Primitive: 108th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 128th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 172nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 213th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 231st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 289th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 316th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 317th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 326th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 334th in the region

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