Spotlight on:
The Holy Empire of New Thornia |
“Christ is King”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: the Rejected Realms |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Holy Empire of New Thornia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Thørnia Wiłder with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.893 billion New Thornians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floriana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.9%.
The powerhouse New Thornian economy, worth 549 trillion Petals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,296 Petals, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.
The new one Petal coin also makes a handy throwing-star, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Thornia's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
New Thornia is ranked 79,445th in the world and 1,134th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 608.93303389372 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in New Thornia, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : New Thornia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in New Thornia, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones.
- : Following new legislation in New Thornia, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.