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The Holy Empire of New Thornia

“Christ is King”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Holy Empire of New Thornia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Thørnia Wiłder with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.893 billion New Thornians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floriana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.9%.

The powerhouse New Thornian economy, worth 549 trillion Petals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,296 Petals, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The new one Petal coin also makes a handy throwing-star, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Thornia's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

New Thornia is ranked 79,445th in the world and 1,134th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 608.93303389372 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,239thMost Devout: 6,852ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,778thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,575thMost Authoritarian: 11,291stTop
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Most Conservative: 16,033rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,839thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,948thMost Patriotic: 28,483rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,277thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 29,746th
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Most Devout: 114th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 184th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 294th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 336th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 424th in the regionMost Conservative: 451st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 598th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 659th in the region

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