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The Gone of New Temecula

“Goodbye, everyone! :3”

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The Gone of New Temecula is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Hugs and kisses for you all with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.084 billion New Temeculans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of I love you all. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New Temeculan economy, worth 736 trillion Thanks for everythings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,232 Thanks for everythings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, people say chess victor Hugs and kisses for you all can kill you with mind-bullets, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams, and former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Temecula's national animal is the You all are the best, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is I wish you all well.

New Temecula is ranked 5,577^th in the world and 1^st in Greater Temecula for Most Cultured, scoring 155 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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